The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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