oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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