I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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