His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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