we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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