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She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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