You surviving the open bar?
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I'm eating all of the evidence.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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