the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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