He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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