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(949): View more from California

Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

people would bow to what i just did to her vagina

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(253): View more from Washington

I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.

(281): View more from Texas

No. Just liquor. Time's no good.

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(904): View more from Florida

i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents

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(518): View more from New York

med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.

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(513): View more from Ohio

He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him

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(210): View more from Texas

i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon

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(607): View more from New York

I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.

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