did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
