Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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