I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Randomize
