We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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