and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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