are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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