White coat. Heels.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
