in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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