Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Semen is not good for contacts.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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