weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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