shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
of course. lets lasso hookers.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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