Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
