But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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