I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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