why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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