I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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