oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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