I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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