I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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