Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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