honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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