Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
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