i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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