i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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