Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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