Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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