lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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