i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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