Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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