I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
