He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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