ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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