Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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