So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
God, I missed his penis.
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