discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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