so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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