New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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