I'm going to jail i love you
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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