Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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