it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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