We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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