How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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