so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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