wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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