so explain again why im purple
no
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Randomize
